
(via Somethink Fun)
French holidaymakers and business travellers were the least generous or ready to tip, and ranked next-to-last for their overall behaviour and politeness.
Pushy French travellers made amends on elegance -- classed third -- as well as for their discretion and cleanliness.
But the French were the least ready to try a new language, unlike US tourists who were most likely to swallow their pride and order a pizza, baguette or a paella in the local lingo.
"Hello Phil, you look very tired."
"Yes Javier, it's been a very long day. It seems like you're the millionth person I've talked to today."
"Well then, I'll keep it brief--and not ask about your shadow."
"Thank you."
"So tell me Phil. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
"That's a very good question, Javier. And believe it or not, I actually get that question a lot. I would have to say that ... a woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood."
"Thank you so much for your time, Phil."
"The pleasure was all mine."